((WARNING!! If you are sensitive or if you have any sort of empathy for the evil snowfreaks you may want to skip over this blog post....you've been warned!))
A SNOWFREAK! What are YOU doing here?!
I know all about your kind! I've been warned and have seen what the horrors poor Frankie and Ernie have gone through. As a matter of fact they are still missing from Blogville...what have you Snowfreaks done with them?
Maybe even to them?!
Are you the beginning freak of a Snowfreak invasion here?! A scout, maybe?!
If I dispatch of you, hopefully that'll stop an invasion!
Take that, Snowfreak!
There! You won't be able to get back to your Snowfreak friends without any eyes!
But...what if you can get back by smell?!
Better get rid of your nose, too!
There! That should do it...
But wait...what if even without eyes or nose you can still somehow get back there...better take care of your feet (Wait...do you even have feet?!) too.
Just in case. Gotta make certain that you can't make it back...this has nothing to do with the fact that you are actually very tasty...
Snow freak threat: Neutralized.