Mom got me something new today!
Well, actually she says it was last month, but we got it in the mail today.
It's a brand new tag for me, from Aggie's Anvil!
Mom blurred out her number because well, Internet, but other the that isn't it spiffy!
Want to see it on me?
Hey...wait a minute! What's this 'Mommy's Little Jerk' business?! Where did my name go?
Oh, it's a two sided tag? And you thought it would be funny?
Well ha-ha, Mom. Ha-ha!